About us

Gunslaps are for people that understand the first rule of gun safety is to have fun. Gunslaps aren't for someone that doesn't understand the meaning of the words "Shall not be infringed."

Gunslaps are fun but also subliminally let people know you might not want to fuck around. Gunslaps are for operators and autists. Gunslaps are not for fudds and boomers. If you own 1 gun and it's a 1911, you won't enjoy gunslaps and we don't care. GOBBLESS!

At the end of the day, I'm just trying to throw some shit out there that I slap on my laptop, a pelican, or safe. If they offend you, meh. If you like them, buy one or two. I always throw in a few extras and try to send every order with a hand signed card. Some of them are the retarded ones my wife gets for donating to random charities and a few are what some people might call "pornographic." It really just depends what pile I pull the card from so maybe don't let your kids or uptight wife open your mail.

See ya at the range retards!